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Name: Vern AKA: Ken Board: 6-4 to 10-2 gun (he has a truck full) GWC*: Picky- just the best waves, please Likes: Dissin' long boarders Hates: Recreational surfers Dialed: Backside cutbacks, late drops Hosed: Not much Secret: Modeled for GQ Dream: Light heavyweight championship |
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Name: Surf Shrink AKA: Doc, Zoomer Board: 7-1 to 7-10 Stewart Fat Guy Tri GWC*: OK in small surf, poor in big stuff Likes: Jokes, friends, fun waves Hates: Top to bottom mackers & hold downs Dialed: Backside cutbacks, bottom turns Hosed: Late drops, spooky waves, consistency Secret: Can't chew gum and walk at same time Dream: Surf well on two consecutive days |
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Name: Fair Sir Richard AKA: Gekko (remember Wall Street?) Board: 7-6 Stewart Tri from Goodwill GWC: High Likes: Good people, big waves Hates: Small surf Dialed: Late, steep drops Hosed: Off the lips Secret: Can bench press a Volkswagen Dream: Ride Mav's and live to tell
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Name: Marty AKA: Wave Boar (or Wave Bore) Board: 7-2 Tri or 10' Pig GWC: Sky high (it just got crowded) Likes: Friends, travels, tubes Hates: Speed bumps, closed out waves Dialed: Everything, for an old fart Hosed: Teenager tricks Secret: Swims three miles after every session Dream: Kidnapped to Figi and surf every day
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Name: Michael AKA: The Mechanic Board: 7-8 Thruster GWC: Holds his own Likes: Cool crowds Hates: Cold water Secret: Accomplished rock climber Dialed: Ripping off the fast lefts Hosed: Confuses surfing & climbing gear Dream: The Lane on Sat - Yosemite on Sun. (Don't climb with a leash) |
 North of the Golden Gate |
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Name: Billy the Kid AKA: Wild Bill Board: 10' Detroit Banana Barge GWC: High if no one throttles him Likes: Long, graceful rides Hates: Big, steep waves Dialed: "The pose," snappy repartee Hosed: Turns requiring less than 10 yards Secret: Surfs six times a week Dream: Star in Gigit movie with teen bimbos |
 A little beach break below Capitola |
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Name: Rocket Man AKA: Mr. Clean Board: 7' Fish to 10' softie GWC: Holds his own Likes: His main lady Hates: Attitudes (don't start, he bends iron) Dialed: Sneaks inside and nabs his fill Hosed: Wouldn't snake Osama- too cool Secret: Every day is a good one Dream: Surf like the Shrink (gotcha, 'bro)
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 A rocky spot in Pacifica |
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Name: Brian AKA: Fozzie Bear Board: 10' "beater" with duck tape trim GWC: High Likes: Bikes, beers, and big waves Hates: Whiners and speed bumps Dialed: Persistent in all conditions Hosed: Aerials (gravity challenged) Secret: Boundless energy and enthusiasm Dream: Censored- this is a family site |
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